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whitesnake
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Joke of the day
« on: September 20, 2013, 11:10:30 AM »
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Let's share funny stuff which we read/see from the sports betting area, but not only. 

I will start with one of the bonus conditions of a bookmaker:

If the bet is worth more than 20 EUR (or currency equivalent), only 20 EUR (or currency equivalent) will be counted towards the wagering requirement.
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2014, 06:12:31 AM »
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Tennis Pick Up Lines

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my huge racket out of my bag?

"If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in "Love"

Do you want to hit my balls with your "RACK"et. If we went out, I think it would forever be Love-Love Tennis anyone?

I definitely got the balls to be playing with you!

 ;D never used any of these,so don't ask if they work
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